50 points
Your father's coming
Grab it, my Lord
Good morning, father
Carry On
That's it, father
Your bath's ready, sir
That's all, Dragon?
No, of course not
Your sword, my Lord
Watch this
It's hard work
Your turn
He's coming again
Are you through again?
Speed is the strength of my swordsmanship
Help yourself
This way, please
Are you full already?
Yes
Boss!
Good morning, Mr Chu
The weather is fine, let's have the lesson here today
How's Dragon doing in his studies?
Excellent, give him a quiz
I'm ready anytime
Help yourself to breakfast
Are you full?
Father's presence spoils my appetite
He's going to give you a quiz
Have you memorized Lesson One yet?
When a mountain is blessed its spirit revives, when...
Are you going anywhere afterwards?
No, nowhere
Do 50 pages of penmanship then
Why don't I do 100?
You'll be tired after you've finished 50 pages
It doesn't matter. I've nowhere to go anyway
Don't hang around
Take care
Throw it down to me. Quick
Don't forget to feed it for me
Okay
Going out again?
Mr. Chu, don't forget the 100 pages
I know. Come home early
Okay
Pao, please go to my house
Tell my wife I won't be home for dinner
Now!
I'll help you get started
Ready? One, two, three, four...
One little, two little three little Indian
Seven little, eight little nine little Indian, ten little Indian
That's easy. Listen to me
One little, two little three little Indians
You promised not to tease me
I'm not teasing you, I'm translating
What's the occasion?
Answering to the call of nature
Get me one of those zippers, will you?
My father was put in an order already
I'll wait for you
Hurry up!
Wait, One, two, three
It's over there. Go get it
Turn it off, it's warm
You think this is a tap?
See, it's all over my pants
What's holding you up, Sexy?
Hurry up. What are you looking at?
Why hasn't Mrs Matchmaker found her?
She really should have found her for me
Wait a minute
I'm going to help her
Why do we always like the same things?
What are you hinting at?
Just our usual
Head or tail?
Tail
You lost. Maybe next time
Where's the girl?
The path uphill
Thank you
I'll tell your father you'll be late That's not true
Take your time
You're putting me on again
The captain has a few words to say
We've been running like mad these few months
The going has been rough
All because of this shipment of antiques
Mr Wang, through his numerous contacts
has found us some foreign buyers
in a month or so
After the antiques are on board the lines
we shall all be going home
with enough money to retire
I trust this is agreeable to you all
Not me
Did you say something, Lieutenant?
We shouldn't sell the nation's treasures
They aren't anymore
The Qing Dynasty is over
Our Emperor is dead
We don't have a nation
We are still Chinese, aren't we?
These antiques are ancient Chinese artifacts
They are China's treasures
But if we don't sell them
how are we all going to live?
There are jobs around everywhere
We've fought so many battles
and have risked our lives for these antiques
If we don't get rid of them now
we'll definitely be dead soon!
Jobs are not easy to find these days
You must be tired, Lieutenant
I'm not going along
Captain, it seems...
You stay out of this
Just line up the liners for us
That I'll do for sure
Chien, you're in charge of security
One must get married there's nothing to be shy of
For future's sake, take a good look now
Thanks
I'd be aweful to marry the wrong girl
Why are you so quiet today?
Usually you're the most talkative
These two bastards
What can I do for you?
You're not giving us the pretty ones
No wonder you haven't found me a wife yet
I've brought her to you once
You said you didn't like her
Really?
She doesn't look that pretty now
I doubt if I can recognize her
Who?
The prettiest
Who can that be?
She doesn't know any pretty ones
I know every girl in your village
What's her name?
I don't know her name
I don't know about you
Introduce her to me first
Who the hell are you talking about?
Sexy
Isn't that she?
Shouldn't it be my turn?
Dragon
Why did you drag me here?
I want to tell you a secret
What secret?
It's not your turn today
Why?
Because...
Well?
Because... look who's coming?
Uncle Ho
Father
They are there
What are you two doing?
Father
Dragon was looking for you
He has written a poem
Let your father hear it
I've got to run What are you doing?
I'm leaving now
Let your father hear your poem
Goodbye
Let me hear your poem
Jingle bell, Jingle Bell...
That's your poem? That's a Christmas carol
You're supposed to be studying
Look how untidy you are
What did you come out for?
Mrs Matchmaker has found a girl
The girl's waiting for us
Really?
That's where Cowboy's going
You'd better hurry then
Can't let Cowboy beat you to her
I'll go right now
Move
Only if he had a wife that I will be relieved
Dragon
You should be ashamed of yourself
I'm crazy about her
And I'm not?
I know you do too
Then we're enemies?
A lot of brothers kill each other
Because they loved the same woman
I'd never hit you over a woman
I'll figure a way to help you then
How?
I'll let you play hero
Who's going to be the villain?
You don't look like one
Kang and Pao look like villains
I'll pay them to play villains
Good
Will you forgive me for just now?
Of course
I knew you would
What do you want?
He's a erotic man
I want close to you
You must be careful
I want to kiss you
She wants to beat you up
A nice girl shouldn't have done that
I'll scream if you don't go away
Don't be impatient
Our hero is very punctual
You two perverts
Should be ashamed of yourselves
Don't worry a thing, Miss
You...
My Lord
You told us to kidnap the girl
We've got an intruder
You... I...
It's you again?
I...
Last time you flirted a little girl
I already gave you one last chance
But you're doing it again
You betrayed me just now
Are you all right?
I'm mad
I'm fine
How dare you! Step aside please
Are you all right? It hurts
That hurts more than the last one
Listen to me, please
Dragon, you...
Please stop, hero, quit fighting, please
Cut it out
Stop now
What are you doing?
Will you two stop it please?
Let go of me
Listen to me please
You think you have won?
You used me to prove how good you are
Go away
We agreed not to hit each other's nose
Afraid that your father would know, right?
I'll tell your father
You're a stupid idiot
Let go of me
I couldn't care less if father's here
Dragon
Why are you two buddies fighting?
Take a look at yourselves
He called me a stupid idiot
I don't want to see you again
Go Home
I...
You'd better pay for all damages
What are you standing there for?
What has Dragon been studying lately?
Poems of the Tong Dynasty
and Classical Literature
Why don't you give him a quiz?
He has memorized every piece
He knows them backwards
How about Lee's poems?
How about a Classical Essay?
I can recite 'Going to War'
How about 'Letter to Su'?
'Letter to Su'
'Letter to Su'...
Start from 'Having lost my way'
'Having lost my way... '
What are you doing?
My foot is very itchy
Can you give me the next phrase?
'I joined the army'
'I packed my bags'
'They sent me out of China'
'lnto the dangerous barbarian territories'
'Our troops were the outnumbered'
'But they were the bravest'
'We chased the barbarians up north'
Isn't that great?
Are you reciting or not?
He's grown too fond of this piece
Let me hear 'Su's prayer to wife'
Another piece?
You heard me
'You've gone for ten years'
'But I miss you everyday'
Are you thinking of mother?
Keep on reciting
'Last night you came to my dreams'
'We gazed at each other silently'
'But not without tears of sadness'
Carry on
Can I not do this piece?
It reminds you of your mother, right?
Recite 'My house' then
I've wiped that one off
What did you say?
I've wiped that one off my mind
You shouldn't forget what you've learned
If you can't recite it today
Mr Chu deserves to be fired
You two go clean up the kitchen
Now let me hear it
Can I do 'My song' instead?
'My house'
This is my latest painting
I've also done others too
Why don't you just recite 'My house'?
Yes, father
'When a mountain is blessed, its spirit revives, when...
Stand still
'lt should show my personality'
'My personality'
'Personality'...
'Trees'
'Trees'...
'Point? '
Well?
I don't really know
'Trees... climb'
Have some tea!
'Climb... '
'The window'
'Trees... tress'
What are you doing? Freeze!
'Trees climb the roof and looking... '
'Green'... 'And looking'
Have some green tea
'And looking green'
Freeze over there. What kind of recital was that?
You have had so many tutors
Go memorize your lessons
Yes father
Post...
What?
Nothing
That's not right
What kind of tutor are you?
No dinner for you two tonight
Memorize it today or stay home forever
I can't concentrate if you're here!
'When a mountain is blessed, its spirit revives'
'When water is blessed, its spirit awakes'
'Trees climb the roof and looking green'
'I have a lot of visitors'
'They like me'
You skipped two lines
I know. 'I've a lot of visitors'
And then?
'I've a lot of visitors'
'From all provinces'
Did you teach him that?
No
No, it's 'We read to each other'
'We read to each other'
'lt is peaceful and educational'
Carry on 'They like me'
'That's my house' That's it, father
I know all of your games. I'm a master of tricks myself
Get change and go to Uncle Wang's to apologize
You two freeze
I'll work hard and won't let you down
I hope so
Thank you so much
Don't mention it
Have some tea
Give this to the Lord
We haven't done this for a long time
That's true
Go apologize to your buddy
That's not necessary
I'll show you some of my flowers
Visit with Chin
You want to take a look?
Take it then. It's a gift from me
I've got something even better
This is called a telescope
Good for peeping
I'll show you a rifle
What's a rifle?
This is a rifle
It blows out fire?
It can kill a tiger
This way?
You need gun powder
Are you all right?
Yes
Where's the gun powder?
I've got it
Gun powder
How do you work it?
Pour it in here
How much?
As you like
Let's try that
What's this?
Iron balls
How much do you need?
I don't know
Let's try that
Wait Why?
Got to stuff it
That's how my father does it
Okay
Try it out
You try it!
No
You try it!
Why didn't it work?
What's the problem? Does it work?
Did we do too much stuffing?
Maybe the gun powder's wet
I can't see anything
We're in deep trouble
You go home. I'll take care of this
This is my home
I'll go home then
One person is betten than two
I'll do 'I won't touch guns' lines for you
He took away nothing
I don't believe it
Have you gone over the inventory?
We didn't lose a single item
He may come back to steal
Then we'll be in trouble
We must find him
Yes
Give me a few men
Let's go
I'll crawl in with the rifle
Did you hear it?
Yes, so many of them
This is the pheasants' home
The noises have a stopped
We've being surrounded by pheasants
We'll be rich then
It's over there. Go find it
I can't find my way out
The pheasants should be around
They are not here
Look over there then
I did
Go look again
I can't find them
How can?
These eggs are big
What are you doing here?
Whatever you're doing?
Follow me
Freeze
I got it
Are you all right now?
Captain, we've got the wrong one
You can't tell between men and pheasants
It flew towards that way
Are you all right, Dragon?
We're sorry
Wait just one minute
You scared away my pheasant
And kicked me so many times
I'm sorry
We came here first
You scared away our pheasant
Ganging up on two kids?